once there was an island called piss island, it was called that because the sea around it was covered in piss .It resided in lake Ontario, near the city of Toronto. Like, 3 people lived on the island,and there was a sorta big ape, his name was kaiser kong, he was 30 ft tall, he had peach skin, dark brown fur, and 1 sharp tooth that was sticking out his mouth. He was the emperor of the village that was on piss island. Its epic gaming powers were size changing and lazer eyes
