*at a bar in Toronto*
bartender: ID please
jeff threw his ID at the bartender, impaling him
bartender: looks like this is the first year you can drink, what would you like?
Jeff: 3 beer bottles and a peanut M&M shot glass
jeff put a crumpled 20$ of the table
the bartender handed him 3 bottles of beer and a shot glass full of peanut M&M's
jeff gulped down the bottles of beer and chugged the M&M shot glass
15.7 seconds later, he was drunk as shit:
