jeff got himself up, started singing the English version of Poltava by sabaton
and ran around being drunk, knocking over tables and blowing stuff up like Michael bay.
he ran into a metallic pod that some guy was showing off in the northwest corner of the bar
18.3 seconds later, jeff with a mustache was born, both jeff and mustache jeff were drunk as shit,
they ran up to tommy Thompson park (real place) and hijacked a boat from freedom boat club (another real place)
