chapter 4:welcome to piss island

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jeff and jeff with a moustache awoke from their hangover, both lying on a beach, with the sailboat burning next to them:

jeff: ugh...where the hell are we....WAIT, WE? WHO ARE YOU

jeff (M): I'm a clone of you with a moustache

jeff: well...uh..what happened?

jeff (M): you got drunk as hell, went in a cloning machine, birthed me, stole a boat and landed us here

Jeff: dude...why is the water yellow...and warm...and smell like- ooooooohhh its piss, the sea is piss

jeff (M): well, we should probably head into the inland

jeff: ok

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