Side Chapters || Mostly TOJ

#1

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Mell: "THE FUCKIN X I CAN'T IHIGGKUG"
VV: "What?"
Mell: "THE X GODDAMIT"
Hyac: "She's been like this for 20 minutes its fine"
Mell: *agressive crying and screaming about the X*
sleepysoul: "what x?"
Mell: "on my figgin pin"
sleepysoul: "oh"
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sleepysoul: "-at the heck is this?-"
VV: "NO DON'T TOUCH THAT!" *mother figure noises*
sleepysoul: "hello? hi! my name is soul! what's yours?"
VV: "soul please I swear to G-"
*cuts off*
Y/N & the others: "... What"
VV: "Sorry, the child-"
Tommy: "If you're calling me a child I will punt you to-"
VV: "No. We were talking about soul. Anyways! ..."
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*talking*
*loud ass screach*
Dream: "TF WAS THAT??"
BBH: "Language!"
Mell: "ME AND PANDA ARE HAVING A CONTEST OF THE PTERODACTYL KING!"
*more screeching*
*mother scolding us on how it will hurt our throats*
*soul crying*
Tommy: "This house is a fuckin' NIGHTMARE!"
BBH: "LANGUAGE!"
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Mello: "MY EYYEESS"
Techno: "Why? What's wrong?"
soul: "you don't wanna know Techno, i'm serious"
Techno: "I'm the Blood God, I kill people, what can I not handle?"
soul: *whispers*
*cuts off*
Techno: "..." *traumatized*
Phil: "You okay mate?"
Techno: "This is one of those times where I wish could die"
(haha, fuck you Xin for putting fucking Maidnoblade onto the discord server. -soul)
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soul: "hello?"
Ranboo: "H-Hi?"
soul: "hello! 'm soul! how about you?"
Ranboo: "Uh... Are Gods usually like this?..."
soul: "wait i'm a god?"
Ranboo: "Wait, you're no-"
soul: "GUYS I'M A FUCKING GOD!"
VV: "WHO TOLD YOU THAT?!"
soul: "RANBOO DID! HE TOLD ME!"
VV: *yoinks the cassette tape*
soul: "HEY I WAS MAKING A FRIEND!"
VV: "Please don't say that to her ever again, they're easily misinformed"
*cuts off*
Ranboo: "... They are so weird-" *sighs*
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(274 words, written by sleepysoul)