[ 𝐓𝐎𝐔𝐂𝐇 𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐆𝐑𝐀𝐒𝐒 ! ] grass x reader

🌱 :: prologue

my sussy baka 💕
_____

no cuz nick wilde is
lowkey so fine 😩

i mean have you
seen him? 👀👀

GUHDAYUM 👴👴

DADDY ASF

#DILF #WAP 🛐🙏💦💦

bestie 🙁😕

i-

🚪🚶‍♀️

IT'S THE THIRD TIME THIS WEEK
I CAN'T KEEP DEFENDING YOU

NO YES YES YOU CAN

u

r down badddd 😩😩

the grass.

NOW.

go outside and find grass

🌱🌱👐🌱🌱

DJSJSKDKDKE I DON'T HAVE GRASS
ALL I HAVE IS DIRT IN MY BACKWYARD !!

IDC

ummm can't you go to a
forest or sumthing?!

i thought u had like a forest
near were u live

yeah but what am i supposed
to do with it then?!

kiss it?

dance around it??

do a ritual?!

IDK JUST GO THERE AND
FIND THE GRASS

TOUCH IT, PLAY WITH IT,
RAIL IT FOR ALL I CARE

JUST TOUCH SOME GRASS.
OK OK LOOK

[insert grass edits from tik tok]

HERE, SOME MOTIVATION
FOR U TO GO TOUCH GRASS

sheeesh

😩😩

alright them

i'll go tmrw