Fuck Xichigan

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For @Sunheart_101 


"You should lower the interest rate again"

"We can't just lower it back down to where it was at"

"Why not? It will make American-made stuff much more affordable. Bring jobs back and everything"

The door swings open very fast but dosen't hit the wall cause the person who opened the door grabs it.

"Sorry Ohio didn't know you were in here"

"The door was closed that means am busy talking with someone," Gov said looked up at Arizona who already moved on. "Whatever, I can't reason with you. Ohio we can't just drop it down"

"Fucking Florida and his want to show dominance" Gov just tries to ignore Arizona who when to the closet opening it.

"Well why not, it not like your making much money if people aren't spending money on the thing your taxing"

"Where the fuck it is! First FUCKING TAXES being mean to Utah" throwing things out of the closet.

"Arizona! We busy" Gov said gesturing to him and Ohio

"Sorry" Arizona just plopped things back in the closet and when over to the desserts.

"Sooo, where were we"

"You not wanting to lower the interest rate cause of what?"

"Well it just isn't smart in the long term"

"Why? My cities aren't doing well, we were made to make stuff our economic isn't doing well"

"FUCKING WATER RAT he wishes to be a true reptile. But he not!!"

".....It not just your cities"

"No but it all of my cities my whole sate is in the rust belt"

"FUCK HIM AND HIS FUCKING NEED TO BE AN ASSHAT" Arizona yell shutting the door.

"Ope you know who else?"

"Ohio we ignoring him"

"Fuck the reds!"

"FUCK THEM!"

"FUCK THE BENGLES"

"FUCK THEM AND THE OVERGROWN MAN CHILD WHO TOOK MY BAT"

"Wait arizona what BAT?!?!" Gov asked his voice cracking

"FUCK THE TIGERS TOO"

"FUCK THE COLD"

"FUCK THE STEELERS"

"FUCK THE SNOWBIRDS"

Gov just put his head in his hands. He lost them, there was no way of getting either of them back

"FUCK THE CELTICS"

"YES AND FUCK THE SOUTH"

"Opa THE BIGGEST FUCK XICHIGAN!"

"YES! THE MOTHER OF ALL FUCKS TO HIM" 

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 12, 2021 ⏰

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