>6< No, Uchiha.

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I was sat with myself and my thoughts at the ramen stand, eating a nice bowl of miso ramen, when Sasuke decided to pop by.

Now I'm no Uchiha hater per say, but this specific one seems to be particularly annoying.

"What do you want, Sasuke?" I asked after my 5th bowl of ramen.

"Hn." Was all I received as an answer. Now I've spent my entire life with a Uchiha when I was in the Akatsuki and I've picked up on their language.

"SASUKE! How could you say that, this is a working establishment!" I gasped sarcastically.

He looked at me with a confused expression on his face. "How'd you understand what I said?"

"I have my ways." I provided teasingly.

"Ugh who cares, fight me, dobe." He got off his seat.

"No, Uchiha." I rejected.

"Yeah because you know you'll lose, weak loser." (This is like every Disney bully ever)

"Huh? Did you say something?" I asked after gobbling another bowl of ramen.

[With Kakashi on the other side of the village.]

"I feel like somebody out there is becoming like me." He thought, watering the plants in his window.

[Uhhhh here's an update, ig? Y'all have to realize this book is a joke though, it's all for laughs and there's not really a strict plot. The chapters aren't going to be long and I'm not going to update that frequently. So yeah, bye.]

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