Shrek's past keeps haunting him and he doesn't have anyone to share it with, except for donkey, who loves him more than a friend. But Shrek hates Donkey.
His life changes when the president trespasses into his swamp. Will Shrexy kick him out or keep...
My jaw dropped. My heart started beating faster and I felt beads of sweat dripping down my face. I felt like I was suffocating. Shrek looked as beautiful as ever and Oli London, my old driver looked as shitty as ever. 😞👊🏻
They were so into themselves they didn't notice me standing there silently watching them sucking their faces off. 😩🥵👿😫😱🥶
Oily Plastic man POV
Oli looked to his left (because he was never treated right) and spotted a crumbled cheeto, aka donald trumpet.
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It felt like he was staring into my soul, uncovering every little secret hidden beneath the depths, concealed with lies and smiles. He looked like he was cursed, as though he was being possessed.
When I stopped kissing shrekus maximus, he was confused for a second then he turned left and saw my old boss.
Shrekus maximus POV
I hated cheeto man, I didn't care about him anymore. I've gotten over him already. He looked so sad hahaahahahha.
"Jealousy is a disease bitxh. Get well soon." I said winking. This sentence alone seemed to affect him in a way I never thought it would. He ran away from the restroom crying. Well, like I even cared.
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How will cheeto man hide his feelings until the end of the concert? Will he interrupt another make-out session between shrek and oily? How will he react? Does Shrek really not care or is he trying to convince himself that he doesn't? Find out in the next chapter of head ogre heels over you 😩😌😏😱🤭😧😉
