What we know
HE'S HOT!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEE!!!!
OK Ok ok, ok
What we know •w•
He's a gentleman•
Makes everyone feel like royalty•
He will even break the fourth wall just to make YOU feel welcome•
Always polite...ALWAYS•
Friends with DJ cookie, Herb cookie, Vampire Cookie, and Cheesecake Cookie and Clover cookie•
What the fandom says
Now...and this is just me...but I think he's German...and I don't know why...just getting pure vibes•
Roquefort like the sly mouse he is will often ask Sparkling if he can hide out in his house till the cops go away... And he does...for a price ( ill leave you to think about it)•
Purple yam cookie will often come into the bar and kinda...break stuff
And sparkling cookie makes this face (=v=') but secretly wishes he and wrap his hands around his neck and choke the life outta him... Only because the stuff he breaks is pretty darn expensive•
Sparklings bi but he prefers male•
His hair has a different texture than the other cookies' hair, ... imagine putting your hands under running water...ok, that's what's it feels like if you brush your hands in his hair...yeah... it's weird...but cool in a way•
It's amazing how organized he is,
All his supplies are organized from the oldest to the newest, that way he can provide his customers the best-tasting wine/beer•
When he's tired you should leave him alone! If you want, you help him to a warm cup of milk and a blanket on a couch with his favorite show on, he'll appreciate it!•
-I feel like I'm missing something...oh yeah!-
The dirty part!!!
|warning| for whatever reason I kinda feel shy about doing this •w•
Favorite $ē× position: cowgirl/boy•
*cough help me ()~()*
Turn on's: flirting with him in public•
Weaknesses: seeing (Cookie) whimpering and tugging on him, seeing (cookie) vulnerable and needy•
Pleasure points: neck, back, hair, •
Aftercare: he'll clean (Cookie) and take them to bed to cuddle•
Rounds: 3, sooo umm... ♿•
Pace: he'll normally start soft and gentle but gradually gets rougher as he goes on•
Size: on a scale of 1-10 he's a certified 7 so again... ♿•
Turn-offs: (I saw this cute story on a deviant art chat where Sparkling owns a chi-Wawa and a German Shepherd). When his pets walk in on (^∆^) you know...and his dogs don't know why he's is embarrassed about it since mating is a part of life. of course, he locks them out and sēx after that is awkward but hilarious too (cookie)•
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FantasyHey re-updating this, List your request...while I may not post consistently or at all that doesn't mean I won't write your story! I apologize for any cringe...Im going on a cringe purge re-editing and rewriting old stories... I don't own cookie run...
