Adventures• While babysitting Luke! (1)

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-Flashback- (Luke playing with Laundry detergent)

Me: "They stain Luke, stop playing so them."

Luke: "I'll just wash it out of my clothes."

Luke: *crushes them in bath tub to make his own "Blue Lagoon" *

*tub permanently blue although you scrubbed for hours while he sobs because the kids at school call him a smurf*

-Two weeks later-

Me:"Don't eat those luke." *gestures to luke who has a bowl filled with laundry detergent pockets*

Luke: "Okay"

Luke: *eats them anyway*

-One Day Later-

Luke: *peeing blue*

---flashback over---

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