Check out picks of the products up above/to the side!
Product they'd be advertising:
Calum:
Calum's Super-Cutting Jawline Knife Set
:Ever have issues with dull knives? Well not anymore! With Calum's Super-Cutting Jawline Knife Set! These knives are fashioned to have up to half the sharpness of the jawline of Calum Hood. It's guaranteed that these will -CHOP!- *does karate chop onto table* your kitchen time in half, with smooth slices to your vegetables, meat, and much much more.
Michael:
Band Repellent 3.0 by Michael G. Cliffocanda
:Now people say to me all the time, "Michael, how do you handle it when the boys are rowdy and bouncing off the walls? Doesn't it get tiring?" And to those people I say, "of course! It's always exhausting!. . .But not anymore!" Now that I have fashioned the Band Repellent 3.0, my life has never been more relaxed! You simply just waiting until they are being rowdy, and at the touch of your fingertips our design uses squirt bottle technology to release anti-hype water onto them, calming them down within seconds! Life's never been better!
THESE ARE NOT REAL PRODUCTS
. . . but they should be.
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RandomA mix of imagines/blurbs/preferences and such... I hope you enjoy this :) This is for you and your fantasies involving 5SOS.
