Blue's Bullshit Corner

Roommate AU [Chat-Fic] (1)

8:15 A.M
Jotaro's Phone

Unknown
- Hello! I'm Muhammad Avdol! Is this, Jotaro Kujo?

Jotaro

- It is...
- So you're interested in being my roommate. The first out of three

Contact Added |  Avdol

Avdol
- Um....yes? That's why I'm messaging you.
- And is that a statement, or a question?

Jotaro
- A statement
-

So, your houses according to the background check, often burn down?

Avdol
- Oh! Don't worry about that!
- I'm a fortune teller, and I just tend to leave candles burning unattended sometimes.

Jotaro
- Checks out
- So, why do you want to live here?

Avdol
- Well...
- Fortune telling isn't the most profitable business. I just need a place where I can contuine to learn my mystic arts, without killing my pocketbook.

Jotaro
- ...You're in

Avdol
- Really? Oh, thank you Mr.Kujo!

Jotaro
- Please, just call me Jotaro
- Anyway: you can move in this weekend

Avdol
- Alright! See you soon!

Jotaro
- Bye

Avdol
- Bye!

10:23 A.M
Jotaro's Phone

Unknown
- The name's Jean-Pierre Polneraff, and I am here for the room that's for rent!

Jotaro
- Why is you name so long?

Contact Added | Polneraff

Polneraff
- Excuse me? That's rude!

Jotaro
- You're very unprofessional

Polneraff
- Says the guy who insulted my name!
- I just need a place to crash, somewhere I can bring women back to and they go, "Woah! You are so stable and can support me financially."

Jotaro
- There is no bringing home women, at all
- It's a flat rule

Polneraff
- Oh...
- I'm disappointed, but, guess the bachelor pad of my dreams will have to wait

Jotaro
- Anyway, you're in
- And if you don't move in this weekend, you don't move in at all

Polneraff
- Yikes! That's a bit last minute, but, I'm sure I can make it work!

Jotaro
- Good

Polneraff
- Good...?
> READ AT 10:25 A.M

5:34 P.M
Jotaro's Phone

Unknown
- Listen, man
- I just need a place to stay that's cheap, alright?
- School is drianing all of my funds

Jotaro
- I assume you want the last room available in my flat?

Unknown
- Duh
- I'm Noriaki Kakyoin, btw.

Contact Added | Kakyoin

Jotaro
- Well, you see, I'm a struggling college student too
- So, I don't see the logic in letting someone as broke as me try and pay rent

Kakyoin
- Just do me a solid

Jotaro
- No
- And stop texting like you're a 13 year old boy

Kakyoin
- Okay, okay so the buddy-bro angle was the wrong approach
- Listen, I am majoring in Computer Grahpics & Coding, alright?
- I'm a gamer! I won't even bother you, I'll just live in my den of bright lights and violent story games

Jotaro
- Okay, you're in
- Anyway, you're the only one my age

Kakyoin
- Oh, so, you just want a friend? Aweeee!

Jotaro
- I will take this back

Kakyoin
- Okay, okay Mr.Supressed Trauma

Jotaro
- Good grief...
- You move in this weekend

Kakyoin
- And if I don't...?

Jotaro
- I will move you in myself

Kakyoin
- Um, okay...?

Jotaro
- Okay.

Kakyoin
- See you then?
> READ 5:37 P.M
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Here's a little info on our boys, in the AU.

Jotaro
- college student (21)
  > marine biology

Avdol
- fortune teller (30)
   > no degree

Polneraff
- bakery employee (28)
   - aspires to be a professional fencer
  > fencing degree

Kakyoin
- college student (21) 
> computer graphics & coding

Contuine?