4. Well your hair smells nice today

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[BEN]: Did you have a good Christmas?
[You]: Yeah, but did you hear about that poor family who got killed on Christmas?
[BEN]: No?
[You]: Apparently they were stabbed to death. I think it happened in my area too :(
[BEN]: Aw you'll be safe. Killers aren't into people with boring lives.
[You]: Are you saying I have a boring life?
[BEN]: I'm just saying you don't have a interesting and killer appealing one. I would be flattered if I were you.
[You]: I probably would if this was a compliment and not knowledge in why I won't get murdered brutally.
[BEN]: Well your hair smells nice today
[You]: Oh my god bye BEN
[BEN]: This is what I get for complimenting you?
[You]: Saying that over a text isn't nice it's creepy now bye.
[BEN]: Oh yay give me time to work on my complimenting skills because apparently I have none of those hA
[BEN]: Btw, you should be grateful that I didn't insult you. I didn't think I was capable of not doing so.

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