𝐅𝐑𝐄𝐒𝐇 𝐌𝐄𝐀𝐓 || 𝐓𝐎𝐓𝐀𝐋 𝐃𝐑𝐀𝐌𝐀 𝐈𝐒𝐋𝐀𝐍𝐃

* 𝘐𝘯𝘤𝘰𝘳𝘳𝘦𝘤𝘵 𝘘𝘶𝘰𝘵𝘦𝘴

DJ: [drunk at a party] I lost my friend Y/N, have you seen them?

Someone: What do they look like?

DJ: [crying] Beautiful!

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Y/N: I love chick...

Gwen: [looks up, hopeful]

Y/N: -en, chicken, it's one of my favorite foods.

Gwen: [looks down, disappointed]

Y/N: I also love girls.

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Beth: What's wrong, Heather?

Heather: Y/N stole my heart. I have to get revenge.

Beth: How're you going to do that?

Heather: By taking their last name!

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Chris: Alright, listen up you little shits.

Chris: Not you Y/N, you're an angel and I'm thrilled you're here.

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Y/N: [looks sad]

Cody: [starts breakdancing gently] What's wrong, babe?

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Y/N: [yawns]

Duncan: Yeah, being attractive must be tiring.

Y/N: [tilts head] Then you must be exhausted.

Duncan:  [blushes furiously]

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Y/N: It's dark. I'm scared.

Beth: Don't worry, I've got this.

Beth: [stomps feet]

Beth: [sketchers light up]

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Ezekiel: It's nice Y/N we're having.

Y/N: What?

Ezekiel: I mean, weather! It's nice weather.

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Eva: One time, I had a crush on Y/N and I didn't know how to deal with it so I just wrote them a letter that said "Get out of my camp."

Y/N: That was you?!

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Cake Shop Worker: What would you like the cake to say?

Chef [covers phone with hand to ask Chris]: You think Y/N would enjoy a talking cake?

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Alejandro: My partner Y/N is an oven.

Chris: Explain?

Alejandro: They're hot and they roast me.

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Chris: Why are DJ and Y/N sitting with their backs to each other?

Chef: They had a fight.

Chris: Then why are they holding hands?

Chef: They get sad when they fight.

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Harold [to Y/N]: I'll be waiting under the mistletoe when you start feeling desperate!

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Y/N: You didn't even react. You need to react when people cry.

Courtney: I did... I rolled my eyes.

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Justin: You know, in another lifetime you and I would have made a hot-ass couple.

Y/N: Agreed.

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Noah: Life sucks.

Y/N: You know what doesn't suck? You!

Noah, panicking: ...you also don't suck...

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Leshawna: You can't just make everyone like you. You're not Y/N.

Trent: What? Not everyone likes Y/N.

Leshawna: Who doesn't??

Trent: Well... uh...

Leshawna: Names, now. Give me their names.

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Y/N: Bridge, tell Heather where she can stick her grapes.

Bridgette: In the fridge!

Y/N: No, Bridge...

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Y/N, reading: There's a study that says every friend group has one person that every other member has had a crush on at one point. Which of us do you think that'd be?

Everyone, all staring at Y/N: ...