Yeah this is the first thing in my random news book, do...
I CHALLANGE THORNTHECAT TO A WAR OF MALK.
YOU AND ME, THORN, WE IS BOUTA GET REAL UP IN THIS WAR!
I attack with many oodles of the milkiness! OODLE OODLE OODLE!
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Yeah this is the first thing in my random news book, do...
I CHALLANGE THORNTHECAT TO A WAR OF MALK.
YOU AND ME, THORN, WE IS BOUTA GET REAL UP IN THIS WAR!
I attack with many oodles of the milkiness! OODLE OODLE OODLE!