★✯𝕕𝕒𝕟𝕔𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕀𝕟 𝕋𝕙𝕖 𝔻𝕒𝕣𝕜✯★

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Part 2 for my lovelies, enjoy

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SCENARIO - 1

SEL: now repeat after me

SEL : hors d'oeuvres

JISOO : horse divorce

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SCENARIO - 2

JOON : So who else in this room thought selena is my dom?

EVERYONE : *Raises hand*

JOON : Selena, put your hand down

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SCENARIO - 3

SEL : May I sit here?

ROSE : That's my lap

SEL : That doesn't answer my question.

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SCENARIO - 4

KOOK : *CRyINg*

SEL : Babe are you okay, why are you crying?

KOOK : I'm having a allergic reaction

SEL : To what?

KOOK : LiFe

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SCENARIO - 5

KIDNAPPER : I'm here to kidnap you

SEL : Hold on let me ask jin oppa, yoongi oppa and jisoo unnie

KIDNAPPER : That was not a choic-

SEL : They said no.

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SCENARIO - 6

LISA : I'm NOT drunk

SEL : Yes you are

LISA : NO IM NOT DRUNK

SEL : Then can you tell the Time

LISA : *Turning to the clock*I AM NOT DRUNK

SEL : ...........

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SCENARIO - 7

JENNIE : I guess you could say I'm a chicken magnet

SEL : don't you mean chick magnet?

*Sounds of clucking getting louder in the distance*

JENNIE : *pulls sel's arm* RuN-

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SCENARIO - 8

SEL : *loses kook in the mall*

SEL : Excuse me can I make an announcement

STAFF : of course

SEL : jugkook you little shit you better get here right this fucking second.

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SCENARIO - 9

KOOK : I've done a lot of dumb stuff

TAE : I've joined in the dumb stuff

JIMIN : I got involved in the dumb stuff

SEL : I witnesses the dumb stuff

JIN : I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING DUMB STUFF

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SCENARIO - 10

JOON : Where is my top *shirtless*

TAE : sel noona is in the kitchen

JOON : Listen here you little shit-

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SCENARIO - 11

YOONGI : ATTENTION

SEL : What now?

YOONGI : I don't know, I just want attention

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SCENARIO - 12

HOBI : What's up with jennie? She's laying on the ground for ten minutes

JIMIN : she's overwhelmed

HOBI : why

JIMIN : Lena giggled

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SCENARIO - 13

SEL : I feel like I should end this year with a bang, any idea what I should do

JIMIN : *quietly*mE

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Hey guys I won't be able to upload for a week I'm super busy right now so so sorry, remember to drink water

The quotes I took were from Instagram so the credit goes to the user

Lots of love

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