eros; sirius black

o n e

?:
oi evans
would u pls send me the hw
im sorry for pranking u the other
day

?:
?
who is this

?:
damn lily rly played me like that
huh

?:
this isnt lily

?:
oh shit fr
SHE LIED TO ME
she told me she got a new number
and gave me this one

?:
who is this

?:
i am THE sirius black at your
fine service madam/sir/non-binary fellow

?:
alr

black:
ur not gonna tell me who u are?

?:
id rather not

black:
and why is that

?:
bc id rather have u not bother me
bye

black:
WAIT WAIT NO
pls i rly need help w the potions hw
i dont get it at all

?:
aw 
how sad

black:
cmon love
help a poor handsome boy out

?:
1) dont call me love
2) ur not handsome
3) leave me alone

black:
feisty
i like that
would u pls at least tell me your
pronouns

?:
she/her
goodbye

black:
ok fine i will leave u alone for the hw
answers if u tell me ur name

?:
im good

black:
i will continue to spam u
i dont give up easily
hello
hi
bonjour
ciao
hola
yep i speak multiple languages
jus pureblood tingz
hello
random person
pls
answer
poor
sirius
orion
black

?:
bloody fucking hell

black:
she speaks!

?:
id prefer if u dont

black:
i promise to leave u alone if u tell me
ur name

?:

leilani cruz

black:
wait
UR LILYS HOT FRIEND

leilani:
bye

black:
i forgot lily hangs out w other ppl
ur in ravenclaw right?
and u have that brother
in slytherin

leilani:
i thought u said ud leave me alone

black:
that WAS until i found out u were lilys hot
friend

leilani:
the block button is looking real cute rn

black:
wait ok no pls dont block me
pls
i'll be a good boy i promise

leilani:

k.

black:
ouch
that hurt
seen
aaaaaand she left me on read