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lani:
lily motherfucking evans

lils:
woah hello ma'am
whats up

lani:
why did u give sirius black my number

lils:
right
abt thattttt
IM SORRY OK
he kept bothering me for the hw
and ur hella smart too
i jus thought ud be able to help him

lani:
i did not help him

lils:
i would say im surprised
but at the same time i am not

lani:
hes a cocky arrogant prick
him and his little posse
no thank you

lils:
cmon lani they arent THAT bad

lani:
ur jus saying that bc potter has a crush
on u

lils:
ok FIRST of all he USED to have a crush on
me
second i am GAY so even if he still did
i wouldnt care

lani:
ok fair
still mad at u tho

lils:
i'll buy u an apple pen so u can
draw better on ur ipad
i remember u saying u wanted to
try digital art

lani:
...
i forgive u

lils:
i know


tiny:
NINIIIII

nini:
TINYYYY

tiny:
u will NOT believe what i jus overheard

nini:
wait
did u finish ur DADA hw
u always forget

tiny:
bitch
i needa spill some TEA

nini:
u also needa not FAIL

tiny:
no i didnt i'll do it later

nini:
fine

tiny:
ANYWAYYSSS
yk sirius black

nini:
unfortunately

tiny:
well i was walking behind him and i overheard
him talk abt U to his friends
i didnt catch the whole convo but i heard
"THEN she left me on read. but she's feisty
i like her. shes fit, i might as her out"
then lupin said "pronouns?"
he then said "she/her"
then potter asked if he was gonna ask u out
soon and then he said YES

nini:
lupin is v respectful
ion rly mind him
pettigrew is p quiet so hes ok

tiny:
what are lupin and pettigrews pronouns?

nini:
they both go by he/they

tiny:
ah i see
so are u gonna go on that date???

nini:
no

tiny:
BITCH
WHY NOT

nini:
i dont like cocky arrogant pricks

tiny:
BUT HES HOT
even i, a gay woman can say that

nini:
i dont care 
i cant stand him

tiny:
but nini he seemed so happy talking abt
u

nini:
good for him

tiny:
miss ma'am ik ur dedicated to school n all
but u needa get a bf soon

nini:

i dont want a bf and i most certainly dont NEED one either

and if i am going to date anyone it is not going

to be sirius black of all ppl

tiny:
shore
we will see


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