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Dare 1: mr cheese, gentlemen, and mr egg do the lick, bite or nothing challenge.

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So the rules are simple, you each get a card, if you get lick, lick whatevers in the dish, bite, bite what's in the dish, and if nothing, do nothing, got it?

Mr Egg: Mhm.

The Gentleman: Sounds simple enough.

(Dish 1)

Mr Egg: I got bite.

Mr Cheese: Hopefully you get something disgusting, anyways I got lick.

The Gentleman: You both are going to have the same thing you know? Oh, and I got nothing.

Mr Egg: Ignoring Mr Cheese's comment, what's the dish?

Sushi

Mr Egg: Sweet, what type?

 Nigirizushi

Mr Egg: Cool, anyways *bites the sushi*

Mr Cheese, after licking it: ... AH FRICK WHY IS THIS SO SPICY-

It had wasabi

Mr Cheese: I DON'T CARE WHAT IT HAD JUST GET ME WATER-

Shhh, please, stop screaming

Mr Cheese: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Mr Egg: Take the water and shut up.

Mr Cheese: *intense water drinking*

The Gentleman: Are you alright dear?

Mr Cheese: No

The Gentleman: Oh well-

Next dish, read your cards.

The Gentleman: .... Bite.

Mr Egg: Nothing.

Mr Cheese: Lick, again!

It's better then bite I guess, anyways it's cat hair

The Gentleman: WHAT

Mr Cheese: Can I swap with Mr Egg?

No

Mr Egg: Ha!

Mr Cheese: Why must you make me suffer?

The Gentleman: Your not the one eating it!

Which you should do right now.

The Gentleman: Fine... 

*And so The Gentleman bit the cat hair, luckily enough, he didn't throw up, but he looked sick, Mr Cheese also took some cat hair, licked it, and then act like he was about to die, he didn't of course*

You guys ok?

The Gentleman: We-

Mr Cheese: No.

Good to know! Anyways pick up your cards.

Mr Cheese: ... Nothing, Finally!

Mr Egg: I got lick.

The Gentleman: Bite, again.

The dish is pineapple pizza.

Mr Egg: Ew

The Gentleman: Great! *Takes a bite out of the Pineapple pizza*

Mr Egg: *Licks the pizza* ... It's ok I guess.

Mr Cheese: I get wasabi and cat hair and they got pizza?!

Life isn't always fair, so deal with it

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Dare 2: I dare Gnome, Player, Veteran and Engineer to Play the slow, medium, fast, any challenge

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These rules are also simple, your card will say how fast you have to eat the food, any is at any pace, k.

Gnome: Got it!

Anyways, read the cards.

Engineer: I got any, good.

Gnome: Fast, so my normal pace I guess.

Player: Slow, hopefully the food will be good then.

Veteran: I got Medium

The first dish, is hot sauce

Gnome: Cool, already done

Wha- how

Engineer: It wasn't that hot.

Veteran, finishing eating it: ... Does anyone have water?

Uhuh, yeah here, Player, your going to have to eat you know.

Player: How do we even eat hot sauce?

Idk lick it

Player: Um, ok..

(Insert Player eating hot sauce slowly, i'd say licking but that sound weird, I felt uncomfortable)

Player: Can I also have a glass of water?

Sure, here.

Player: Thanks

Ok, I gave you all the cards

Gnome: Slow.

Engineer: Fast.

Veteran: Any

Player: Medium, what's the next dish.

Sashimi, didn't know which type of sashimi so it's salmon sashimi.

Player: That doesn't seems so bad.

Engineer: It tasted good.

How did you eat it so fast-

(5 minutes later, Veteran's done, 25 minutes, Gnome's done, now, it's the last course!)

Gnome: I got fast! So basically any.

Engineer: I had medium, alright.

Player: Any, nice!

Veteran: Slow? yeah that'll take a while.

Engineer: So what's next?

Raw beef

Engineer: That's a health hazard, what are the other options

Used gum, dog hair, and blended up poop

Engineer: Dog hair, it may be gross but seems to be the most safest.

Veteran: I'd rather have used gum

Dog hair it is

Veteran: Wut

Anyways here it is!

Gnome: Aight, already done!

How fast are you to-

Player, trying not to throw up: Yeah- I'm done too-

If you need to, you can go to the bathroom.

(Player then rushed to the bathroom, Engineer took 6 minutes to finish, and Veteran took 29 minutes, he also, had to use the bathroom, somehow, Gnome and Engineer weren't effected by the taste)

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