JOUSKA
noun | JOW-ska
hypothetical conversation that you compulsively play out in your head
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just some of my random struggles and thoughts from a dummy queer
mentally ill child who gets angry a lot
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Hi.
So, I've come to a pretty horrifying realisation.
My type is lil dorks, and I hate it, I hate that, why them, why dorks, why are they so cute, and adorable, and sweet, and soft. STOP. MY HEART.
Now, you're probably thinking "Semi, why is this such a bad thing?" or "Octopai, how are you so sure?" to which I tell you, this is not explainable, all I feel is pain.
You're confused? I guess that, yeah.
Ok so wanna know who my cute lil dorky crushes are because I am so, so whipped.
PETER PARKER. END SENTENCE. SPIDER-MAN. END SENTENCE.
Guys stillI squel whenever he's mentioned at any point stop. Like I knew Tom Holland before I ever watched Marvel and I always thought "oh, cool dude, hi" but after watching Marvel I will hear or read his name and get excited, or worried, depends on the context.
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JUST LOOK AT HIS FACE, HE'S SO PRECIOUS STOP. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO HIM I WILL FUCKING LOOSE IT.
This is where I say something very surprising, Andrew Garfield is actually my favourite Spider-man/Peter Parker, but I just... him <3.
NEXT DORK
Loki but like, exclusively Ragnorok and Loki the series Loki.
Like the way they show him as a dorky lil attention seeking asshole is just, I love that.
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LOOK AT THIS ASSHOLE, HE LOOKS SO CONFUSED, HE'S BEING TAKEN DOWN A PEG, HE'S BEING HUMBLED, MY LIL BITCHY BABE <3
Like I wasn't mad about Loki at first, but like, his development <3 my little lying asshole <3 he gets developement <3 HE GETS BETTER DO YOU KNOW WHAT I COULD DO WITH THIS IN A FANFIC I COULD DO SM I COULD MAKE HIM THE MOST LIL- UGH
OK NEXT
this is the last Marvel one
YELENA BELOVA PLEASE
Her lines, her personality, HER LIL VEST WITH LOADS OF POCKETS
she's such a dork
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LOOK AT HER SIDE GLANCE
STOP NO SHE'S THE LOML
her accent too <3333 omg her
SHE'S SO SOFT I AM LEGITMATELY CRYING WHY
I just wanna cuddle her, and be with her, I am so proud of this assasin, her.
OK HI IM MOVING ON
BOOKS BOOK BOOKING BOOKS I READ
LEO VALDEZ
HE'S JUST SUCH A DORK, AN IDIOT WHO CAN DO MATH INSANELY WELL, MY LOVE, STOP I'VE HAD A CRUSH ON HIM SINCE LIKE.... 2018? holy shit
HE'S A DORK
AND LIKE PERCY JACKSON
THAT SEAWEED BRAIN IS ALSO A DORK, A DORK I TELL YOU. HE DOES THE DORKIEST SHIT YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND, I AM NOT- FUCK
ok my wrists hurt from typing so agressively so this'll stop here but exppect smth like this again
