Why another guardian ?! [Original Jelsa Cupid Fanfic]

Not so funny any more

Elsa POV
Where is Frost he should of been here an hour ago.I mostly wanted him here because...um...well....that doesn't matter.
All I could think about was Frost,he kissed me,why,how I was trying to kill him.He probably won't show,he been a chicken ever since he figured out that I was cupid.Know that I think about he doesn't even know that we share the same powers.Uggggg I just going to take a shower clean of the dried blood and frost(my frost not HIS.
TIME SKIPP 15 MINUTES
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I got out and put on some short shorts with a purple hoodie that has a snowflake on my chest,and a heart on each shoulder and the hood to the neck was covered with frost mixed with love sand.I curled up on my couch with a huge jar of chocolates,and started watching The Fault In Our Stars,sad love movies hit right in the heart.And the movie begins.......

Jacks POV
So I arrive at the balcony of the ballroom and .... wait is this entire place made out of ICE.I stood there in awe.Wow. Wow. Wow. Wow was all I could say. She is trying to 1-up me or Something!!!O-o
I started looking for Elsa,but this place is huge!!!
I got lost for 15 minutes and then I heard what sounded what sound like a shower turning off.
I tried following the sound and see where it came from,but
then I saw elsa in short shorts,and a purple that looked like it was frosted like mine.
Dang she is so hot,O wait I meant cold,wait... never mind #-#
Then what I saw next was hilarious..I tried so hard not to laugh...
She pulled out a huge jar of chocolates that was half her size...and...then stuffed three chocolates in her mouth o my freaking god it was hilarious(don't blow your cover frost hold back the laughs mnmnmn)
Then she carried the jar of chocolates with ease and sat down in a projector room and started a movie I read the case and it was The Fault In Our Stars O-O... whoa...deep....
I started to watch the movie in my hiding spot and it is the first I cried in a movie
I started sniffing trying to collect my emotions and ...................
"I know your there Frost" I was busted
"chocolates??"she was offering me some chocolates
I got up from me spot she saw that I was crying from the movie and she was crying too
"good movie?" i asked
"good movie" she said in agreement
I took some chocolates and got lost in the movie
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Elsa POV
Jack sitting next to me with his staff on the floor below us
He started snoring, he's soo cute when he snores
wait what.....never mind #-#
I made a snow ball in my hand and hid it behind my back
"Did my Frosty have a good nap?" I waited for him to open his eyes then
SPLAT
I shoved the snow ball in his face and grabbed my bow and ran as if my life depended on it
and also took his staff^.^

Jacks POV
"did my frosty have a good nap?" someone said but before I could fully wake up
SPLAT
a snow hit my entire face
"CCCCCUUUUPPPPPIIIDDDDDD" I shouted angrily
I went to pick up my staff and couldn't find it but I found red sand
"Your soo dead" This means war!!!!!!!

I ran up stairs to find Elsa flying while laughing her head off
"You look so funny trying to run on ice without your staff,hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah"she was laughing uncontrollably.
while she was busy laughing it was my turn
I hid behind a bookcase that looked like it kept a bunch of love records.
When she stopped laughing she kept looking for me.
She looked in the kitchen.nothing.
Ball room.Nada.
Theater.nope.
Living room.zilch.
Bedroom. i was nowhere to be seen
I started to hear foot steps,but then they stopped
I come out of my spot and see her running back and for holding records and they said"Anna and Kristof"
she was smiling with pleasure and when she landed I would lung at her
But she never landed,she kept looking at records of Anna and Kristof.
Then she landed this is my chance 3...2...1..."GOTTA YOU" I screamed
she tried running but slipped on the icy floor.
"Not so fun trying to run on ice is it"we laughed
"what was that?" we got up to see two yetis
O no I forgot about the time,Next thing I knew elsa yelled from inside the bag
"FFFFFFRRRRRRROOOOOOOSSSSSSTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!"
"sorry snow" I yelled
The yetis stared at me
I blushed
"What are you looking at Phil?!"
Then he slowly turned away and through a snow globe and throw elsa through the portal
Elsa POV
"sorry snow" I heard jack yell
and next thing I knew I landed hard on a floor.
I started searching for my bow and found it .
I heard people shuffling around my bag.
then I was pulled out of the bag by a ....Bunny?
"aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!,where the heck am i,who the are these people,And put me down for goodness sake!!!! you have three seconds before I SHOOT!!!!!" I screamed
"OIE" the bunny screamed and and dropped me hard on the ground"OW softly next time"
Jack rushed over,but sandy beat him to me.
sandy started signing symbols translated to,"are you okay?" I started signing,"Yeah I'm Fine"
The rest of the guardians stood there staring in awe
"how did you ...."Jack said slowly in awe
"it's just love sand" I whined
I flicked my wrist towards jack making a swirling frost pattern out of my sand
making him blush
"i mate yea staring at the elsa sheila"Bunny said making me blush
Jack was a crimson red.
"Marshmallow I have a friend for you!" with that my body guard snowman came in chasing bunny,just wanting a hug.
I was sitting on the laughing my head off
"how did you do that?"Jack questioned
"just one of the Joys of Ice and Snow!" i remarked
"stop chasing me,yea giving me a frostbite!!!!" Bunny screamed
"so north who's number one on the naughty list"Jack asked North
"elsa" he said
"HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE!!!!"Jack yelled
"don't know,elsa how is that possible"
"pranking,punching,short-temper,snow-balls,the list just keeps going"I chuckled
"your no fun"jack whined
"not so fun anymore am i frost"I said shoving a snow-ball in his mouth.
He just pouted coughing up the snow ball.