It's been two days since you've been hired and the business already did roughly two clients third counting a disaster of an assassination.
Inside the imp building. We see our imps, hellhound and (disguised) human are having a meeting about the quota.
Blitz: alright I know that business has been a bit slow lately its no ones fault I'm naming any names here.. moxxie
Moxxie gives a "are you serious" face.
Blitz: now does anyone have any bright ideas on how we can get business drumming up again
Millie: what about a car wash
Blitz: this is hell millie nobody cares about cars being cleaned here okay.
You: how about special event like summer discount or black Fridays
Blitz: *nodding* mmm mmm ok good good, oh what about billboard.
Moxxie: we can't afford a billboard ma'am
Blitz: helpful moxxie really glad your in the room right now
Pushing Moxxie away and brings out a remote.
Blitz: have guys forgotten what service we provide
She switches a TV on showing, blitz hitting a person with a mallet, moxxie shoving a shotgun into someone mouth and blowing there brains out, next Loona mauling someone by the neck and millie slicing someone's head with a spear while giggling, Blitz had a bowl of popcorn Loona took a bite and you took one as well.
Blitz: *sighed* those were good times
Moxxie: I don't need any reminding ma'am considering you blew most of our salary on an obnoxious TV ad last week one you additionally payed to run a full three hours on a channel nobody watches
Blitz: A hey excuse me what obnoxious about a super fun jingle alright its a fun distraction when an advertisement spitting bullshit
Millie: people love musical ma'am.
You: I could agree
Blitz: exactly millie, y/n so we're, basically doing a musical.
Violin started playing in the background
Blitz: you going crush my musical theatre dreams like my dad did
Moxxie: ma'am
Blitz: cause right now all see is just my dad's asshole talking to me crushing my dreams of being truly what I am inside
Millie: are you trying to crush her dreams moxxie
Moxxie: i- what
Millie: I thought I knew you
Sticking her tongue out at her while she smiled sheepishly.
Blitz: I can't believe you mox after I made you employee of the month
Showing a terrible yet funny employee of the month photo of moxxie looking like she got blinded.
Moxxie: OK ma'am, I'm sorry, a commercial jingle is not compreble to musical theatre nobody likes the jingles.
Millie: I liked it
You: I kinda do
Moxxie: do do not agree with her in front of me
Then an old time 3 2 1 round came and switched the screen showing blitz doing a presentation of what we do
Blitz: hi I'm blitz the A silent and I'm the founder of I.M.P
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