BATMM Alternate AU Drafts

Part 2

Gia: This is my son, Crusher!

Julie: Oh! And this is my child Speedrick!

Crusher: You have to be kidding me, today is just not my day...

Speedrick: *smirks* Hey, Mom, I like this lightning boy. Can he be my boyfriend?

Julie: Sure, why not?

Crusher: I NEVER AGREED TO THIS-

Gia: Well, he's kinda dating Pickle--

Speedrick: *whining* but I want him--!

Crusher: But I'm not yours

Julie: Maybe we can make them open? While Crusher dates this... Pickle fellow, he can be arranged with Speedrick in marriage instead

Speedrick: I like the sound of that idea~

Crusher: WHAT

Gia: Could work

Crusher: MOM, WTF

Julie: See it all works out, you two can get married as soon as, Crusher breaks up with that... Pickle guy...

Pickle: *coming in with a dagger* Excuse me, what is this I hear about an arranged marriage?

Crusher: THANK GOD YOU CAME PICKLE, THEY WERE TRYING TO FIX ME UP WITH HIM

Gia: Oh, hey there, precious green bean! *carries Pickle with no problem* You don't mind with the arrangement, do you?

Pickle: Oh hey, and I HAVE A HUGE PROBLEM WITH THE ARRANGEMENT

Speedrick: It's either the arranged marriage or you date me, lightning boy~ Right, Mom?

Julie: *nods* Yep

Pickle: But I had our wedding all planned out we were going to have it in the summer, we were going to have a chocolate cake, and we were going to have our honey moon somewhere in Hawaii! I'm just waiting on Crusher to propose to me.

Crusher: Ooh, I know! I'll break up with Pickle and date Speedrick if I get to marry Pickle once we break up. How is that, Mom?

Gia: *nods and grins* Go on

Julie: I suppose that could work...

Pickle: And that way we'll still have our wedding!

Speedrick: Yes! We're dating now!

Crusher: Yep, and now I'm breaking up with you. Bye-bye! *carries Pickle and drives away*

Pickle: Hell ya! Does that mean you're proposing?

Speedrick: WHAT JUST HAPPENED?!

Julie: *watches with a sigh* Like mother, like son

Gia: *proud* Yep, thought him everything he knows