BATMM Alternate AU Drafts

Part 3.1

Julie: Hey, Gia, do you remember Phoenix? This is her son, a.k.a my nephew, Blaze

Blaze: Hi there!

Gia: ...

Crusher: He's also my rival

Blaze: I wouldn't consider you my rival you just hate me-

Phoenix: Oh dear, Gia, C-Crusher's YOUR son...

Gia: Yep smirks Like mother, like son. We're rivals, and so are our sons. What a coincidence

Blaze: Wait mom you know her?

Phoenix: She's my rival, when we were younger

Gia: She WAS my friend

Blaze: What even happened between you two?

Gia: She left me--

Phoenix: I said I was sorry!

Gia: She left me during a school trip... to be with her real friends... then she snitched on me during high school...

Phoenix: YOU STOLE MONEY!

Gia: And you brought alcohol to school, and I didn't snitch

Crusher: How could you do something so rude to my mom? *Smh...*

Blaze: Wait alcohol-

Phoenix: I was young back then--

Flame: She had... reasons before...

Blaze: Oh, I see...

Gia: *laughs insanely* And I see you married Flame! It was really surprising when you started dating him when you two hated each other back at first grade

Phoenix: That was years ago, now we love each other dearly

Gia: Mm-hmm... *smirks and pulls Phoenix by the hair* Yes... but I sure hate you now more than ever. After all, not only are you the 'fastest female stunt racer of all time' now but your son is beating MY son at races

Phoenix: *sighs* I'm aware, and your son is Crusher correct?

Gia: Of course! *giggles* My precious lightning child. Taught him everything he knows

Phoenix: Well that would explain the cheating part...

Gia: Oh NO, that's not me. That's Karan (Crusher's father). Remember how he cheated on me for his best friend? THAT is where Crusher gets his cheating from

Phoenix: Oh yeah-

Gia: Yep, all from him

Crusher: Mom--

Julie: Oh yeah! I heard that you planned their wedding despite the cheating

Blaze: Ok I'm confused, so Crusher's mom and my mom are enemies? Kind of like me and Crusher-?

Julie: Oh, of course they are. I used to consider Gia enemy too, but she saved my life-- twice, actually, so I went on to ruin Phoenix's... like that one time I tried to get Flame to cheat on her...

Phoenix: I'm sorry, WHAT

Flame: Hey, hey don't look at me her plan didn't even work-

Gia: O~kay, I NEVER told you to do that, but nice try, I guess...

Phoenix: Come on the reason you hate me is because of the stuff I did in the past but I'm changed person I swear. And it isn't even my fault that Blaze is beating Crusher in races...

Gia: Um, ahem *in a mocking voice* B L A Z I N G S P E E D

Crusher: Yeah, isn't that cheating too? Only your family has 'blazing speed'

Phoenix: It's a part of us! It doesn't count!

Gia: -_- Another reason why I hate you. You always play victim, but did you know that whenever we had the chance, Julie and I would talk behind your back with the other girls about how AWFUL you are? *smirks*

Crusher: MY CHASSIS BAG IS APART OF ME AND THAT'S STILL CALLED 'CHEATING' WHAT DO YOU MEAN 'iT DoEsN'T COUNT'?!

Phoenix: I-

Gia: Oh, Crushy, don't waste your breath. Their family is just like this. I don't blame you for hating Blaze *turns and drive away*

Pickle: *drives towards them* Hey, everyone! What did I miss?

To be continued...