Gia: SOME JERK JUST ENTERED THE BUILDING!
Seyah: *drives in* Hey, ladies~
Julie: Oh god- What do you want Seyah...
Seyah: Just want to see how you ladies are doing~ *smirks and winks at them* And hello to you too, Flame
Flame: Oh hey, Seyah...
Gia: *throws stick at Seyah* BEGONE THOT!
Seyah: OW! I am not a thot!
Gia: IF HE BREATHES, HE'S A THOT! *throws another stick*
Julie: True that *throws stick*
Seyah: WHY ARE YOU GUYS THROWING STICKS AT ME?!
Gia: I throw sticks at everyone *throws stick at Phoenix and Flame*
Phoenix: OW! What did we even do this time?!
Gia: Random!
Speedrick: Wait, so HE'S my Dad?
Julie: Sadly yes Speedrick he's your 'father'...
Seyah: *glances at Speedrick* This is my son? He's so ugly
Julie: Just like you are, but I didn't complain...
Speedrick: HEY
Seyah: Excuse ME but the ladies and men LOVE me
Gia: WE DO NOT
Julie: WHO OTHER THAN YOU HAS SAID THAT?!
Seyah: Well, my bf Jason has--
Gia: I had given you ONE chance to redeem yourself, and you messed that up
Julie: Why are you even here? I don't have time to put with you today-
Seyah: Eh, I was bored and came here to see this Monster Dome I keep hearing about
Crusher: *throws stick at Seyah*
Seyah: OW! WHAT'S WITH THE STICKS?!
Pickle: Ooh we're throwing sticks again? *throws stick at Flame*
Flame: H E Y!
Blaze: NO MORE STICKS!
Crusher: NO *throws stick at Blaze*
Blaze: HEY YOU COULD POKE OUT SOMEONE'S EYE?! THINK ABOUT COULD HAPPEN-
Speedrick: *throws stick at Blaze*
Blaze: I THOUGHT YOU WERE ON THE SAME SIDE, COUSIN!
Speedrick: WHEN DID I SAY THAT, AND WHEN WERE WE CHOOSING SIDES?!
Crusher: Ah yes, the best test of family loyalty
Pickle: I wanna be on Crusher side!
Blaze: What does that have to do with anything that's going on right now-
Gia: Oh yeah, back to the problem *strangles Seyah* LEAVE, THOT!
Seyah: Actually I think I'll be staying longer now, and I AM NOT A THOT!
Julie: How DID you give Seyah a chance and not Phoenix?
Gia: Remember Klara, Bryan's ex wife and my ex-gf?
Speedrick: I'm lost who????? And ex-gf what???
Crusher: *shrugs* Mom's old best friend, a.k.a her ex-gf
Speedrick: Who was her old best friend?
Gia: *sighs* Klarissa
Seyah: Psh, that insane girl?
Gia: You mean the only one who can see the good in you when there's no 'good' at all?
Julie: Yup that's her alright...
Gia: It is HER fault that I gave Seyah a chance to babysit Crusher when he was younger
Julie: I bet that didn't go well, knowing how he is
Seyah: I AM RIGHT HERE YOU KNOW
Crusher: Wait, I don't remember that, when was that--
Gia: Def didn't end well. HE LEFT CRUSHER IN THE BASEMENT!
Seyah: HE WAS CRYING INSANELY, WHAT WAS I SUPPOSE TO DO?!
Julie: WELL GEE I DON'T KNOW SEE WHAT'S WRONG WITH HIM, MAYBE???
Phoenix: SEYAH, IT'S A CHILD, WHY CAN'T YOU HANDLE A CHILD?!
Seyah: I DON'T KNOW I'M JUST NOT CUT OUT FOR WATCHING CHILDREN!?
Julie: Now he says it
Speedrick: Yeah, no kidding, no wonder you left me and Mom
Seyah: I actually never knew you existed
Julie: You didn't know he existed because I told you I was pregnant, then you left me.
Seyah: I HATE KIDS!
Pickle: Wow, you're a really horrible person, Mr. Seyah
Speedrick: Yeah who would've thought my Dad was a total asshole!
Crusher: ...
Pickle: ...
Blaze: I... don't think you want them to answer that, cousin, seeing everything you've done so far...
Speedrick: Alright good point I'll shut up now. *throws stick at Seyah*
Seyah: OW! YOU ARE A TRAITOR CHILD!
Speedrick: YOU'RE THE TRAITOR FOR WALKING OUT ON MOM LIKE THAT!
Julie: And you're not even paying child support... smh
Seyah: I'M NOT RICH!
Gia: LIES *throws more sticks* BEGONE!
Jason (a huge truck with a soft heart who is Seyah's bf): *drives in* Hey, everyone, what's going on?
To be continued...
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BATMM Alternate AU Drafts
FanfictionAn AU where Speedrick and Blaze are cousins, and Blaze's Mom Phoenix is the rival of Crusher's Mom Gia while Speedrick's Mom Julie is best friends with Gia. (Co-written with -Mushroomy-)
