(Saiyan Saga) Chapter 1

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It was your average day morning. The sun was, the birds were chirping, and it was quite. It was a very peaceful-

But it was soon cut short by a pod, crash landing into a plantation, which seemed to be weed. Which a farmer has noticed this since he was nearby.

FARMER: OH GOD NO. MY MARIJUANA PATCH. I mean, er, my carrot patch. Yeah. [thinking] Yeah, I better do what any sensible American would do in this situation: get my gun.

As the farmer pulls out his gun, the pod opens up to reveal a man with very long hair, also known as Raditz.

As the farmer pulls out his gun, the pod opens up to reveal a man with very long hair, also known as Raditz

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FARMER: HOLY CRAP IT'S SONIC THE HEDGEHO– Er, nope, it's an alien. Holy SHIT IT'S AN ALIEN.

RADITZ: (gets out of the pod) Finally, on this dead plan– (the birds chirp) Wait. What the crap? Did Kakarota and Y/n screw this up? Oh goddammit I knew we should have sent Turles.

Then soon the farmer decided to have the balls enough to confront Raditz.

FARMER: Better think of something cool to say to make him stop. (cocks gun) HEY YOU! Genius, farmer, genius.

RADITZ: (looks at farmer) Aww look at him; he thinks he's tough. What's your power level, little human? Five, huh?

The farmer decided to cock his shot gun and say.

FARMER: Protect me, gun!

He then shoots the gun, but unfortunately for the farmer, Raditz catches the bullet pellets

RADITZ: HEY, NO. BAD HUMAN.

Raditz then flicks the bullet at the farmer and it goes through him and the truck.

FARMER: (unintelligible noises)

RADITZ: BAD. Now get back up and tell me you're sorry. Human? Humaaaan. (sighs) So this is why dad said I couldn't keep appule.

The area then switches to a wasteland where a green man is found, he's known as Piccolo.

The area then switches to a wasteland where a green man is found, he's known as Piccolo

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