Cross: I’m kind of crushing on someone, but I’m worried about telling you who it is, because you’re not going to like it
Dust: I literally will not fucking care. Just rip the bandage off.
Cross: It’s Killer.
Dust: Put the bandage back on.
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Nightmare: Killer, keep an eye on Horror today. he's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched-
Killer: Sure, i’d love to see Horror get punched!
Nightmare: Try again.
Killer, sighing: I will stop Horror from getting punched.
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Epic: Croissants: dropped.
Delta: BBQ sauce: on my titties.
Cross: Shavacado: fre.
Abyss: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead.
Color:
Color, grumpy: I didn’t understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you.
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Ink: I was arrested for being too cool.
Error: The charges were dropped due to a lack of supporting evidence.
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Killer: Hey, it's your turn to wash dishes.
Dust: I'LL WASH THE WALLS RED WITH YOUR BLOOD.
Killer: 'Kay, but before that, wash the dishes, also use soap this time?
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Ink: You're right.
Dream: That's... That's an unusual phrase for you. Did you just learn it?
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Horror: Must be hard not being able to laugh.
Dust: I do have a sense of humor you know.
Horror: I’ve never heard you laugh before.
Dust: I’ve never heard you say anything funny.
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Dream: I know you’re deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are.
Ink: It’s not a joke. I’m a legit snack.
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Cross: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Epic: You and me!
Cross, tearing up: Okay.
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Abyss: Okay, help me please!
Color: Got two words for you.
Abyss: I bet they won't be helpful.
Color: Your problem.
Abyss: I was right.
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Lust: Is something burning?
Swap: Just my love for you.
Lust: Swap, the toaster is on fire.
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UTMV incorrect quotes but remade
RandomLmao the first three are fucking shit so here y'all may have this one
