UTMV incorrect quotes but remade

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Killer: You know, not every problem can be solved with a sword. 

Cross: That's why I carry two swords.
(Yea daggers ik but shh)

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Killer: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.

Dust: I’m guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should’ve taken away.

Killer: Death isn’t real, and I’m basically God.

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Horror: How petty can you get?

Nightmare: I once edited a Wikipedia article to win an argument I was wrong about.

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Epic: .. .----. -- / ... --- .-. .-. -.-- [translation: I’M SORRY]

Color: What's that?

Epic: Remorse code.

Color: I'm even angrier now.

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Dream: Ink, what do IDK, LY, and TTYL mean?

Ink: I don’t know, love you, talk to you later

Dream: Ok, I love you too, I’ll just ask Swap.

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Ink: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Swap: How can you still say that?

Ink: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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Cross: Would you rather kill Horror or-

Dust: Horror.

Cross: I uh didn't finish-

Dust: I don't need to hear the rest.

Horror:

Horror: Feeling a little unsafe.