UTMV incorrect quotes but remade

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Epic: I would like some q u e n c h.

Killer: I want quench.

Abysss: Me too.

Cross: You aren't allowed.

Delta: Time isn't real.

Color: You guys really upset me sometimes.

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Color: I've only had Killer for a year but if anything happened to him I'd fucking fistfight God.

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Color: I just ended a four year relationship.

Epic: Oh, I’m so sorry. Are you okay?

Color: Hm? Oh yeah, I’m fine. It wasn’t my relationship.

*Cross and Killer fighting from across the room*

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Bitch boy oreo is typing

Stab stab bitch: Yo bitch boy

Bowl head: lol bitch boy

Powder: Stfu I'm trying to nap

Powder: Oh hey bitch boy

Bitch boy oreo has left the chat

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Stab stab bitch: Why is my face the icon for this group chat

Powder: Bc you look stupid

Bitch boy oreo: Shut up Dust he looks great

Powder: The fuck did you say to me, pussy?

Bowl head: fight fight fiGHT FIGHT

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Color: Can I be frank with you guys?

Killer: Sure, but I don’t see how changing your name is gonna help.

Cross: Can I still be Cross?

Epic: Shh, let Frank speak.

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Cross: You know those things will kill you, right? 

Color, pouring another glass of whiskey: That’s the point. 

Killer, smoking a cigarette: We’re trying to speed up the process. 

Epic: *Nods while eating raw cookie dough*

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Stab stab bitch: Who the fuck added me to a fucking group chat? 

Gaygry fire: >:O language 

Fluffball: Yeah watch your fucking language 

Bitch boy oreo: OKAY WHO TAUGHT ABYSS THE FUCK WORD? 

Walking meme™: 'The fuck word'. 

Stop changing my name: Are you stupid? You guys use the f word all the time 

Stab stab bitch: Oh my god he censored it 

Walking meme™: Say fuck, Delta. 

Fluffball: Do it, Delta. Say fuck.

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Walking meme™: How can we talk about the existence of free will when even the atoms have a predetermined pattern?

Stab stab bitch: Shouldn't you be sleeping?

Walking meme™: Why do we say something stands "still" when the atoms are always in motion, one way or another?

Fluffball: Epic are you okay

Bitch boy oreo: he's rebooting

Walking meme™: I haven't slept in 74 hours and I am ready to meet god

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Stab stab bitch: HFSKJNDSJSX

Living hentai: What on earth is that?

Stab stab bitch: Keyboard smash. Sort of like 'lmao'

Living hentai: How do I do that?

Stab stab bitch: Just press anything

Living hentai: 7

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Killer: Okay boomer.

Color: I'm like thirty.

Cross: Okay boomer.

Color: I'm around the same age as both of you you dumb fucks.

Epic: Okay boomer.

Color: YOU ARE IN YOUR FUCKING FORTIES.