Killer: Ok, maybe playing ‘whose family is most dysfunctional’ wasn’t the best idea we’ve had. Cross has been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can’t get him out...
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Killer: I'm 10 times funnier and sexier than you
Cross: 10 times 0 is still 0 though
Killer: I pretend I do not see it.
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Killer, in a beach shirt: So sue me, it's October and I'd like to be on Island Time for a day!
Cross: I have Spotify open right now on my computer, do you want me to blast you? Do you want me to put you on blast? Cuz I've got your history right here on the sidebar,
Cross: Take it Back by Jimmy Buffet, Nautical Wheelers by Jimmy Buffet, Jolly Mon Sing by Jimmy Buffet, Steamer by Jimmy Buffet, trEAT HER LIKE A LADY BY JIMMY BUFFET, MAÑANA BY JIMMY BUFFET, WHEN SALOME PLAYS THE DRUMS BY JAMES BUFFET, HAVANA DAYDREAMIN BY JIMMY BUFFET- What the FUCK happened to you?!
Killer, laughing: I HAD A CASE OF THE MONDAYS
Cross: ARE YOU HAUNTED?! ARE YOU FUCKING POSSESSED?!
Cross: YOU USED TO BE MY FRIEND
Killer, cry-laughing: ᴵ ᴴᴬᴰ ᴬ ᶜᴬˢᴱ ᴼᶠ ᵀᴴᴱ ᴹᴼᴺᴰᴬʸˢ
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Dust, pointing: May I sit there?
Fell: That's my lap.
Dust: That doesn't answer my question, Red.
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Cross: Horror was banned from the chicken shack, so we had to go out of town to get some.
Horror: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it.
Dust: Horror, you ate a chair.
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Nightmare, in a meeting: My policy is if you see something, say something.
Cross: I saw a squirrel in a tree today!
Nightmare, with the tone of someone who is used to Cross: Outstanding.
Nightmare: This is what I’m talking about people.
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Cross: time sensitive question how flirt boy
Killer: Throw rocks at he
Horror: Hot dog
Dust: Kill him
Cross: thanks guys
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Color: You will machete through this!
Color: *make it
Color: do not machete your way through this
Killer: too late
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Killer: Yo sorry for freaking out and biting you earlier
Dust: That was Cross
Killer:. Oh. That's why the taste was so familiar
Dust:
Dust: Sorry what
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UTMV incorrect quotes but remade
RandomLmao the first three are fucking shit so here y'all may have this one
