UTMV incorrect quotes but remade

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Dust: Um, Killer, why are you pretending I'm this guy's family?

Killer: We need money!

Dust: You're scamming him?

Killer: I was thinking more like flat-out stealing from him?

Dust: What?! No way!

Killer: Why not? We already stole Cross!

Cross: Hey guys-

Dust: No, we didn't. Cross can think and talk for himself, he can do whatever he wants!

Cross: I wanna steal.

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Killer: If you were to vacuum up jello through a metal tube, well I think that’d be a neat noise.

Nightmare: I beg to differ. 

Killer: Then beg. :)

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Horror: Dust and I were crossing the street, and this dude drove by and honked at us 

Nightmare: *Sighing* What did Dust do? 

Horror: He chased him to the next red light, then reached into his window and... 

Dust: Who wants a steering wheel?

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Color: Dammit, Epic!

Epic: What?! It wasn’t me!

Color: Sorry, force of habit. Dammit, Ink!

Ink: Not me either.

Color: Oh...Then who set the house on fire?

Swap: *whistles*

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Dream: In your opinion, what's the height of stupidity?

Swap, turning to Ink: How tall are you?

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Cross: How's the sexiest person here~?

Killer: I don't know, how are you~?

Cross, flustered: Y- hey! Wait n-

Dust, from across the room: I'm doing great, thanks.

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Nightmare: Error, my old arch enemy.

Dream: ... I thought I was your arch enemy?

Nightmare: I have a life outside of you, Dream.

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Swap: Hey, Ink? Can I get some dating advice?

Ink: Just because I’m with Dream doesn’t mean I know how I did it.

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Ink: Dream and I have the kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's- 

Dream: Sentences. 

Ink: Don't interrupt me.