y/n, kuroo and kenma are childhood best friends.
kuroo and y/n would always joke about how kenma gave small dick energy and how he was probably only 4 inches.
they all had a sleepover but then she accidentally walked in the bathroom, without knock...
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"Guys hurry up, I ain't got all day y'know. I got class as well" Kuroo said whilst dragging us to our classes
"You're so embarrassing~" we all whined
"Bitch- if I drop my boba, you're buying me a new one!" Dani complained
"Don't worry you won't drop it."
Kuroo abruptly stopped to let some students pass
"KUROO!" Dani yelled whilst tears of anger streamed down her face
"I didn't mean it!" Kuroo said knowing damn well he could get killed
"Are you being deadass right now?" I looked at him sternly
"That's. Not. The. Point. Kuroo. My. Boba." Dani death glared at him
"Welp- guess we're organizing his funeral," AJ said with enthusiasm
"Finally, I don't have to listen to him anymore."
"Kenma- do not do this shit today-" I said trying my hardest not to laugh
"What it's true, not gonna lie, life might be better because no one can take my PSP and I won't have to hear that hyena laugh ever again."
We all burst out laughing as Kuroo stood there blankly.
"So no cares that Dani might kill me, not even you n/n," Kuroo spoke with teary eyes
"I mean... Pudding head wasn't lying." I said through my laughter
"Y'all are really fucked up, y'know that," Kuroo stated as he stormed off
We all ran to catch up with him, "You still owe me boba by the way."
"N/n..." Kuroo looked at me with 'puppy dog eyes'
"Ew doesn't give me that look and no I will not pay for you. It's your fault in the first place."
He started to pout "Well can you help at practice then."
"Hmmm... nope, I'll have to skip. I wanna go home to plan out some outfits for the party tomorrow with Dani and AJ."
We all stopped outside my classroom
"Oh okay" Kuroo started to look even more saddened than before
"Wait for me in the gym after class, m'kay?" I said to the two girls who nodded. I subconsciously grabbed Kenma's hand leading him towards the classroom since he was on his phone (Kuroo took away his PSP at McDonald's) "Okay so you later guys!"
"What class is this?" Kenma asked as we stepped into the class
"Umm... math I think?"
"Why does that sound like a question?"
"Listen, I am not your planner, so check yourself."
"Okay, psycho."
"Oh my fucking god- for the millionth time I am not a psychopath!"
"You that but haven't seen the way you look at people sometimes. And you like to play with fire, you are not normal."
We continued to argue as we walked over to our seats in the back of the class.
"Afternoon class."
"Good afternoon sir." the whole class responded with boredom
"Today we'll be on algebra ...* waffle, blah blah blah *..."
'And so, we start another boring hour of school. Don't get me wrong, I don't mind math. But we're doing algebra right now and I still don't understand why the fuck is the alphabet gotta be mixed up with numbers. Let me do one thing at a time, god daymn! It just doesn't make sense!..' I got lost in the thought to myself.
{Time skip: the last lesson just finished}
"Okay, that's it for today's class. You can leave when you're ready." sir said before leaving the classroom
Everyone got up, grabbed their bags, and made their way to the door. I packed all my stuff up and waited for Kenma, just as we were about to head to the door a voice stopped us.
"Y/n and Kenma, don't go anywhere you have detention."
'Not this bitch!' Kenma and I thought simultaneously
"Just stay in here for 45 minutes, then you're free to go."
We didn't even respond and just sat back down. Kenma immediately took out his phone and was on it the whole time, whilst I took a nap.
{Time skip= as soon as detention finished}
As soon as the detention was over we quickly grabbed our bags and ran down the hallways to the because we already know the coach will be pissed about Kenma being late.
"I'll get the stuff out of your locker, just go to the changing room (idk wtf to call it other than that) !" I yelled as I took a different route
"Okay, but leave my books for tomorrow!" Kenma yelled back
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a/n: first of all shout out to @Ratiswhereitsat for helping me through every day and being there for me last night when I had a mental breakdown over shit (depression)- anyways ilysfm bb <3
And I hope you're all doing well, keeping happy and enjoying life
