Kal Ho Na Ho

Episode 2 : Kartik is Arrested!!

The episode starts with a police with two constables talking with Kartik and Shubham.. They were standing at an isolated place...The police van was being standing near them.... And the rain now has been stopped but the smell of moist soil was still there...The weather was teeth greetning cold...Still they were standing with an emotionless face...it's been late!! The whole road was empty...Seems like everyone has slept ..the crickets were producing their sound...It makes the sense that it is a late night...The street light was falling on there faces.. allowing them to see each other at this hour of time.... The termites were flying near the street light...Only the sound of barking of street dogs could be heard...But soon the sound of arguing join it....

Police :- Kya milta hain re tum logo ko?!...aise jua khelke...

Kartik:-(with a straight face) Paisa🌝.....

And his direct answer made the two constables laugh....
The police looks at them while giving them a deadly glare....And they became quite....the police turns towards kartik and says...

Police:- (to Kartik) Dekhiye main aapse sidhe muh baat kar raha hun..aur aapse bhi wahi expect karta hun.....

Kartik:- Toh main konsa upar taaron ko dekhkar baat kar raha hun....tumhari taraf hi toh dekh raha hun....Iska matlab hain ki main bhi sidhe muh hi baat kar raha hun.....

Police:- Dekhiye main aap ke khilaaf  complaint likh sakta hun...Ek toh gambling ki aur upar se police waalo ke saath battamizi kar rahe ho....

Kartik:- Toh tumhara janam siddh adhikaar hain Bhai complaint likhane ka likho naa , sharmaao mat....!!

Shubham was trying to stop kartik as his any word can be a reason of big fight between him and the police...The police may register a case against him....

Shubham:- Bhaiyaan chup ho jaao aap....pls...

Kartik:- Shubham..tu!!

Police :- (to shubham)Samjha dena apne bhai ko...ki aage se aisi harkate naa kare...Woh toh bohot naami vakil tha isiliye aap aap keh raha tha...warna dande ki bhasha chalane mein mujhe der nahi lagti....

Kartik:- Toh mai.....

Shubham said interrupting him....

Shubham:- Jee main samjha dunga inhe...aap fikar mat kijiye aisa sab kuch dubara nahi hoga....

Police:- Hona bhi nahi chahiye... (To kartik, while raising his one eyebrow) Tum jaante ho naa jail ho jaayegi tumhe .....

Kartik rolls his eyes...

Kartik:- Aur agar mein chahu toh tumpe bhi bohot cases kar sakta hun...(while tapping the police officer's shoulder) Jaante ho naa kya kya kaarname kiye hain tumne...Jindagi bhar chakki pisate bethoge....

The police got a little afraid 😟...but he hide the fear with a fake smile...

Police :- Dekhiye...he came near kartik so that the constables can't hear their conversation.. mein aap pe case nahi karta aap mujh pe case mat kijiye...deal barabar, right?!....

Kartik:- (while folding his hands) Main juthe logo se koi deal nahi karta...Tumhe yeh jaankar badi hi khushi hogi ki tumhare jaise nikamme aur juthe police officer ki iss desh ko bilkul bhi jarurat nahi hain...Aree logon ki choti choti rishwat pe toh bik jaate ho tum log....(chuckles) Mujhe ek baat batao...khud ki nazaron mein koi izzat wijjat hain yaa nahi tumhari...Nahi I mean 500-1000 rupayo mein toh aaj kal gadhe bhi nahi milte...aur tum log gadho se bhi kam bhaav mein bik jaate ho....Matlab hum kya samjhe?!...(while greeting his teeth) Ki tum gadhe se bhi battar ho...!!!