"no, absolutely fucking not."
In which a girl from New York moves to small town in the middle of nowhere and gains a harem.
Started: June 30th, 2021
*slow updates*
I quickly changed out of my school clothes and threw on some more comfortable clothing which were a black tank top and beige sweatpants. Surprisingly, for an at home outfit, I looked really cute, so I snapped a photo in my mirror.
'Maybe I should post this on my Coonstagram?'
I grabbed my phone off my bed and opened up the app. I clicked the "+" button and selected the photo. I thought of a caption and giggled. I typed it in and posted.
(note: yes roxy has short hair if you don't go ahead and pretend it's long)
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I laughed and set my phone down at my desk. I gotta find that karaoke system! I was able to dig it out after some laborious work. The system was sitting in one of the many boxes in my bedroom and I had to open and scavenge through them all until I could find it. Fuck my past self for not labeling these boxes more clearly. I finally found the fucking thing in a box labeled "stuff". I worked up a sweat after searching through all those boxes, so I took a shower to freshen up.
After I got out of the shower, I picked out my new outfit.
(note: this picture is solely for the outfit. ignore the hair please <3)
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I examined myself in the mirror and decided that it was suitable. I put on some simple makeup and grabbed my backpack to carry the karaoke system and my other belongings in. I checked the clock and it was 5:35. I still had about 15 minutes to pass by, so I went grab my phone off my desk. I flipped it right side up and was greeted with about 100 notifications.
"What the fuck is going on?" I mumbled to myself.
I scrolled through them to see where they were from. I saw a group chat named "Whore House" with a bunch of unknown numbers and a some likes on my Coonstagram post. I unlocked to phone to better figure out what was happening. I opened my messages up and opened up the group chat.
Roxanne: uhh hi?
A bunch of "Hi's" and "Hey's" followed after I sent my message. One by one all of the unknown numbers introduced themselves. I made contacts for all of them and scrolled all the way back to the beginning of the group chat.
