Random person: let me tell you some facts
Y/N: what
Random person: Loona is straight
Y/N:
Y/N: hello, is this 999?
Random person: what wha-
Police: WHO SAID LOONA IS STRAIGHT
Random person: what happened
Police: so it's you
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Lawyer Soobin's office
Random person: if you help me win this case, I will pay you $10000
Soobin: what did you do
Random person: Idk, I am just saying Lonna is straight
Soobin: *chokes on coffee dramatically*
Soobin: sorry, I won't help you
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Court
Judge Taeyong: BRING THE CRIMINAL IN
Blackpink Twice Loona and the whole kpop industry at the court: *sitting still*
Random person: *get's drag in*
Taeyong: Miss Y/N, tell us what did the person do
Y/N: HE FUCKING SAY LOONA IS STRAIGHT
Lawyer Sunoo: WHAT
Taeyong: is it real?
Lawyer Soobin: yes, he told me
Taeyong: GUILITY, GUILITY
Taeyong: ELECTRIC CHAIR
Taeyong: LOONA GAY MOMENTS EVERYDAY AND JAIL 20 YEARS
