PICKUP LINES [] WILBUR SOOT

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a/n: hello !

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Wilbur Soot: i'm sorry, i seem to have misplaced my phone number, could i perchance have yours?

kage: why is that so...extended

kage: i thought it was just "i lost my number give me yours"

Wilbur Soot: you deserve a better one than that :)

kage: :face_with_raised_eyebrow:

Wilbur Soot: well? can i have your number?

kage: uh

kage: sure

kage: (***-***-***)

Wilbur Soot: thank you :D

Wilbur anxiously gnawed on his knuckle as he texted the number, briefly wondering if Kage, whatever their real name was, had given him a fake number.

YOU: hi

(***-***-***): hello

YOU: is this kage

(***-***-***): bitch who else would it be

Wilbur snorted.

YOU: joe biden

kage: why yes this is the president

YOU: youre more of a monarch i'd say

kage: like the butterfly or like a monarchy

YOU: both

YOU: monarch butterflies are very aesthetically pleasing and monarchs like the ruler people are powerful

kage: aesthetically pleasing is possibly the nicest compliment ive ever received thank you

YOU: you're very welcome i'm open 24/7 if you ever need a new compliment

Wilbur turned off his phone after that, a smile on his face as he pressed the Go Live button to stream some Monopoly with the other Sleepy Bois.

Kage, whatever their real name may be, had captured his heart. 

Now all he could wonder was what they would do with it.