PICKUP LINES [] WILBUR SOOT

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a/n: HI :D my plans just say "they talk for a while" so uh...talking

i dont actually know anything about wilbur obviously so im making shit up !

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wilbur: are you a minecraft fence? because i can't get over you

YOU: then put down a block mf

wilbur: why must you end my pickup lines like this

YOU: they're shit

wilbur: :(

YOU: :)

wilbur: whats your favorite color

wilbur: people usually know these things about each other and i dont know yours

YOU: green

YOU: what is yours

YOU: ?

wilbur: yellow :)

YOU: yellows nice

wilbur: youre nice <3

YOU: ok

wilbur: oh come on

YOU: greens nicer than yellow

wilbur: >:(

wilbur: yellow is better

YOU: sure

YOU: keep telling yourself that :))

wilbur: i changed my mind youre mean

YOU: ohh nooooo

YOU: im meannnn?????

YOU: thats horribleeeeee

YOU: /s

wilbur: you suck /j

YOU: i could say many things in response to that

YOU: but i will spare you

YOU: and instead say

YOU: no u

wilbur: uno reverse?

YOU: sounds like a question.

wilbur: the only question here is if youll marry me someday

YOU: and the answer is no !

wilbur: damn it