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Part 2 - China scary

Vietnam Pov:

The teacher called the front office as the classroom above us exploded and shook the whole building. He then told us to evacuate now, so we all ran out with our stuff and headed for the school gates at the front of the school. 

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When I arrived at the school gates I spotted Phillia with the rest of the ASEAN members except some others that I don't want to talk about. I ran over and said, "Hello so how are the rest of you faring?" Mal replied "we're all good Phillia has some minor burns nothing serious," I nodded.

I asked, "What caused the explosion?" Phillia answered, "North chased most of my English class around with a nuke because of Ame." I replied, "I swear it's always those two causing trouble." It was then when shadows loomed over us and we looked up to see China, South, and North landed on top of us. 

I was fairly pissed as China laid on top of me unconscious while North ran away from South. Mal and Indo help me get China off, I was then about to stomp on China's genitalia. When Phillia stopped me and said, "He did nothing wrong Nam, he's not like before." I groaned and replied "Fine, Phillia just this once," Phillia smiled.

It was then China bolted upright scaring Phillia and me, he tried to look around to only wince in pain at his neck. He tried to use his arms to only find his right arm dislocated, he relocated it with a loud disturbing *CRACK.* While showing no emotion at all. I felt goosebumps form on my arms while everyone watched in horror except South who was still slapping North and Canada whose eyes were filled with excitement. 

China POV: 

I woke up from the fall and had my neck and right arm dislocated, so I relocated my arm. I was about to relocate my neck when I felt the stares of most of the school on me. So I thought about scaring them all with me relocating my neck and of course, my little sister Macau is used to it as for some reason Soviet-trained me this way. 

I then relocated my neck with a very loud and satisfying CRRRACK, scaring the crap out of almost everyone as they started panicking and screaming. I looked around to find Hong Kong and Taiwan making a run for it while Ame fainted, Canada looked like he wanted to learn what I just did which was typical of him. I look to my right to see most of the ASEAN members petrified Mal was quivering in fear, Indo peed himself, Singa fainted, Brunei was on his but shivering in fear, Thailand was puking his guts out.

  Laos POV:

As I had all this chaos happening around me, I somehow thought that what China did was kinda funny. As I watched people do stupid things I couldn't help but laugh my head off. Cambodia was able to break out of his trance and start shaking me by my shoulders yelling "LAOS R U GOOD!?" I started to laugh harder with tears forming in the corner of my eyes due to Cambodia's comment.

Cambodia just deadpan stared at me with a 'rly' face before punching me in the gut, making me fall to the ground coughing. It was then I realised everyone stared at me like I was crazy and I started sweating bullets.

China POV:

I was staring at Laos for 5 minutes straight before I decided to help her get out of the "sticky" situation by carrying her away bridal style. As she yelled, "CHINA WHAT THE HELL MAN, LET ME DOWN NOW!!" I replied, "Jeez woman I am trying to get out of a sticky situation or do u want me to reveal ur weird fetishes." Laos then shuts up embarrassed, while everyone else was intrigued and started asking me questions so I just ignored them all.

Then Macau ran at me hugging my legs "Big brother where were you I was worried," she said. "It's okay Macau, big brother is going to get you ice cream later, but right now big brother has to take care of something," I replied. Macau pouted cutely but agreed and left to find her friends. I looked back to see Cambodia having fantasies already, Canada then tapped on my shoulder wanting to ask how to relocate necks.

I just sighed and put Laos in Cambodia's arms as it seems like it should keep them both occupied. Before going back to teaching Canada, North then ran behind me in fear of South who I subconsciously turned into a test dummy for Canada by dislocating his left arm. South just looked at me with the 'why' face. 

I was about to give South to Canada so he could learn to relocate an arm when we all heard "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH~" I chose to ignore it while Canada was embarrassed from the second-hand embarrassment, North had a disgusted face, and South was still processing what he heard.

Japan POV: 

When China relocated his neck I could only shiver in fear as Belarus hid behind me. I was then snapped out of my trance by Ame screaming in my ear as I could only massage my poor neko ears from the screaming Americans outburst of fear while chaos unfolded around me and Belarus. 

Sweden, Denmark, Norway, and Finland reversed back to their Viking origins while Iceland tried her best to stop her brothers from going on a rampage. Greenland was calming Antarctica down as it seemed to have triggered some bad memories for her. Before hearing someone moan, I then turned around to see.