MuffinInnit

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Nobody on the SMP knew this but Tommy had a secret: he was thousands of years old and used to be best friends with the father to Sapnap and platonic boyfriend of Skeppy known to the folk of the SMP as Badboyhalo. He was called the strange name of "Muffin" due to his parents being bakers.

The boy had always loved baking in the family bakery with his parents and, if allowed, having a flour fight with the overly sweary Bad. See, Muffin and Bad both had some bad traits that often rubbed off on one another: Muffin using the names of different sweet treats in lieu of swear words and Badboyhalo swearing at everything.

Everything all went downhill one summers day when Bad and Muffin were going on an adventure next to a tiny, winding stream and an accident happened.

Muffin: Hey, Baaad!!

Bad: Yea, bitch?

Muffin: Can we paddle in the streeaam?

Bad: No, shut the fuck up! I hear a dragon! Shh!

Muffin: Don't be such a muffinhead, 'halo. That's mean!

Muffin ran into the stream and splashed some freezing river water at his demon friend.

Bad: HEY YOU ASSHOLE!

Muffin: HA HA, HA HA! YOU'RE SOAKED AND I'M NOT!

Bad: You pussy!

Badboyhalo splashed some water back at his friend and soon it became a full on water fight. The two of them ran around everywhere and used anything they could to get as much of the other splashed with water. Muffin slipped on one of the tiny rocks in the little stream and bashed his head on the floor.

Muffin: He...l...p...m...e...

His skull was bleeding onto the rocks, invisible to the demon due to it being washed away by the rushing water. Bad still thought it was all a game and that his bestie was just pretending. A few minutes later, Bad ran off, scared at what had happened to his friend and off to the village.

They never found Muffins body, nor did they find out what exactly happen to the boy. Since then, Badboyhalo took an oath to never swear, ever. Since then, the demon has used the term "Muffinhead" as a reminder of his deceased friend from the village.

Tommy was scared to tell him of his past and their history together. It's safe to say that Tommy or "Muffin" will take this secret to the grave. The end.

430 words! Hope you had an amazing day. Remember: You are poggers, amazing, valid and perfect, no matter what you or others think! Love yourself beautiful!

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