24,612 words as of 21/07/21 A collection of stories I will no longer update. This was written mostly during COVID, and it's not the best well-written, so I'd recommend my more recent fics that are more coherent and not written in an odd script style...
Announcer: AND NOW COULD THE NEW COMPETITOR, THESEUS COME UP ONTO THE STAGE! HE AND REIGNING CHAMPION OF THE PIT, GOLDEN WILL FIGHT RIGHT NOW!
The crowd cheered and shouted, the reigning champion was going against the newest member of their community. Would Theseus be shamed by Golden or would they be pleasently surprised The gambling was in full swig as well, most people bet all their diamonds on Goldens victory. Well, as both Wilbur and Eret would later say, "It was never meant to be!"
Golden was a plump 20 year old woman who wore a crown declaring her queen of the pit with golden blond hair, rosy red lips (and absolutely rocked blue lipstick) who had been in the pit arena for 7 years, working as a simple waitress for 2 years before she realised that she could get more food, money and defenses to support her family easily by just competing in the arena! She rose to fame in just a month, becoming the champion. For almost five years, she'd been the champion, unbeatable!
Tommy walked onto the stage to see the cocky woman smiling sadistically at her. It was as if she thought it would be an easy battle against the five year old! She swung a punch at the child who easily dodged it. She swung several more, missing him every time until she started to kick him. She was quickly loosing her cool! This child wouldn't beat her! She was a god, untouchable,(bruh as if) not for Tommy. Soon, the angry woman had no more energy to be angry and Tommy swung one large punch to her stomach and the woman fell over, unconscious. The crowd were screaming in amazement! The five year reigning champion of the pit had finally been defeated by a CHILD!
Announcer: I uh... Wow... T- Theseus is now the champion and king of the pit! He has successfully beat Golden!
Tommy ignored the roaring crowd and stepped out of the ring and found the astonished Deo looking at him in shock.
Deo: I- HOW? TOMMY HOW? YOU DID MORE THAN I'VE EVER DONE! YOU GOT A GIRLS NUMBER AND BEAT THE REIGNING CHAMPION OF THE PIT! WAIT! Who's that guy coming over to us?
Tommy shrugged and the man walked over to the chatting children.
Man: Hi, are you Thesesus?
Tommy: Yeah...? Bitch, why are you here?
Man: Well, I'm the manager of this fine and respected establishment and I'd like to both congratulate you and give you your prize!
Tommy: Prize?
Man: Yeah, you get a prize for both winning and becoming the champion! Here, have two shulker boxes!
He walked away and Tommy picked it up. Inside, there were 12 nether stars, 2 stacks of cooked cooked porkchops, two sets of maxed out netherite tools 2 rabbit stews, 3 full maxed out netherite armour sets, a stack of bedrock, wood, enchanted golden apples and obsidian! Deo was astonished while Tommy just laughed.
Tommy: Cool I guess...
Deo: WHAT THE HELL TOMMY! THAT'S SO MUCH STUFF!
Tommy: Meh, I'm used to better, anyways, let's go build an underground base with our new items!
The base:
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556 words pog!
Hope you all had a good day! For future oneshots / series, do you guys prefer Tommy being the victim or the villain of the story?
