𝖥𝖤𝖵𝖤𝖱. 𝖾𝗇𝗁𝗒𝗉𝖾𝗇 𝖺𝖽𝖽𝖾𝖽 𝗆𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖾𝗋

-漫~*'¨001. incorrect quotes

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 .⋆·˚ ༘ * 'angel'
IN WHICH i show you the life
𓀿of seo junyeon☦︎
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༊*·˚001. INCORRECT QUOTES !!
❛ we can fly ❜

( 1 )

heeseung: i'm really into extreme sports
junyeon: oh really? i did a lot of them in school
jay: jun, doing your homework while the teacher is collecting it is not an extreme sport

( 2 )

*heeseung sends more than 5 messages in a row*
junyeon: I ain't reading all that.
junyeon: I'm happy for you tho.
junyeon: Or sorry that happened

( 3 )

junyeon: I feel so burnt out.
sunghoon: Don't worry, it'll be over soon.
junyeon: Are you gonna... assassinate me?
sunghoon: Well not if you're expecting it

( 4 )

sunoo: Self care is stuff like taking a bubble bath or putting on a lot of make up if you like that, or taking a nice warm nap and stuff like that basically.
junyeon : Self care is the burning heat when rage washes over you. self care is when you feel the bones crack under your powerful fists. self care is the fear in your enemies eyes.
jungwon : Self care is stealing someones birthday cake just to eat the frosting.
junyeon : If you touch my birthday cake I'll make you eat your hands

( 5 )

jay: Remember! Curiosity killed the cat!
junyeon: Yes, but you forget that satisfaction brought it back. So yes, riki, go find out if that thing can catch fire!
jay: You're a bad influence.
junyeon: And you don't know your sayings

( 6 )

jake: What would heeseung think?
junyeon: Ok, that's an interesting thought, but hear me out: what if... we ran an experiment where we spent the rest of our lives finding out what happened if we never told them?

( 7 )

junyeon: The ritual. To preform it requires a sacrifice.
jay: Sacrifice? I nominate sunoo .
sunoo : Wait, what?
jay: Because you're little, you'll fit on a barbecue.
sunoo : I'm 5'9, it's like average height in most of the world!
junyeon: Its not that kind of of sacrifice guys! ( peep the it reference teehee )

( 8 )

heeseung: Last night I found out junyeon is a sleep talker.
sunghoon: Oh, really?
heeseung: "The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell." Right. In. My. Ear. At 3am

( 9 )

jay: riki, gather the others. We need to have another junyeon-is-doing-something-stupid-again-and-we-have-to-stop-them-before-they-hurt-someone convention

( 10 )

jay: I have the sharpest memory here - name one time I forgot something!
jake : You left me, junyeon, and riki in a Walmart parking lot at 2am a day ago.
jay: I did that on purpose, try again

( 11 )

heeseung: Where's jungwon ?
sunoo: Don't worry, I'll find him.
sunoo, shouting: junyeon sucks!
jungwon, distantly: junyeon is the best person ever! Fuck you!
sunoo: Found him

( 12 )

junyeon: ARE YOU-
riki: Fucking.
junyeon: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
riki: Fucking.
junyeon: IDIOT!
jungwon : ...What was that?
riki: sunghoon banned junyeon from swearing, so I'm helping her out

( 13 )

jake: Time for plan G.
riki: Don't you mean plan B?
jake: No, we tried plan B a long time ago. I had to skip over plan C due to technical difficulties.
sunghoon: What about plan D?
jake: Plan D was that desperate disguise attempt half an hour ago.
jay: What about plan E?
jake: I'm hoping not to use it. junyeon dies in plan E.
junyeon: I like plan E

( 14 )

heeseung: Christmas lights?
sunghoon: Check.
jungwon : Thermos of hot cocoa?
sunghoon: Check.
jay: Santa suits?
sunghoon: Check.
riki: Shovel?
sunghoon: Check.
junyeon: Alibi and bail money?
sunghoon: Check- wait, WHAT?!

( 15 )

jake: If you put 'violently' in front of anything to describe your action, it becomes funnier.
jay: Violently practices.
sunoo : Violently studies.
jungwon: Violently sleeps.
riki: Violently shoots pictures.
sunghoon: Violently boxes.
junyeon: Violently murders people.
heeseung: Violently worries about the previous statement