jeongin: How would you like your coffee? junyeon: As dark and as bitter as my soul. jeongin, shouting to someone behind the counter: I need one vanilla latte with extra cream and sugar!
( 2 )
junyeon: ...My man jongho just killed a goldfish. jongho: *licking their lips* Yup. Delicious.
( 3 )
junyeon, talking to soobin: Well soobin, whenever I'm about to do something, I think 'would beomgyu do that?' and if he would, I do not do that thing. soobin: ... beomgyu, from the distance: she's not wrong though!
( 4 )
jisung: Is there a cactus where your heart should be? junyeon: What's up your ass this morning! minho: *walks in* ...Hey. junyeon: Hmm... nevermind. jisung: WAIT NO!
( 5 )
junyeon to changbin: Me? I'm the bee knees, but, you? You're just... jeongin: Cockroach ankles! junyeon: Ye- uh, what?
( 6 )
junyeon: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them
( 7 )
jay: Tommorrow's garbage day. junyeon: I can't believe they made a whole day dedicated to you
( 8 )
aisha: I made this friendship bracelet for you. junyeon: You know, I'm not really a jewelry person. aisha: You don't have to wear... junyeon: No, I'm gonna wear it forever. Back off
( 9 )
chenle: Who knew getting in trouble would be so impossible? junyeon: I gotta give you credit, mark. You make it look easy. mark: Years of practice
( 10 )
jungwon: Fine! Judge all you want but... jungwon, points at jay: Married a lesbian. jungwon, points at junyeon: Left a man at the altar. jungwon, points at jake: Fell in love with a straight ice dancer. jungwon, points at sunoo: Threw a girl's wooden leg in a fire. jungwon, points at heeseung: Lives in a box
( 11 )
*The gang's thoughts on stabbing* junyeon: Would never stab anyone. jay: Would stab someone in retaliation. jake: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first. ni ki: Would stab without warning. sunghoon: Would stab as a warning
( 12 )
jay: Croissants: dropped heeseung: Road: works ahead jake: BBQ sauce: on my titties junyeon: Shavacado: fre sunoo: Miss Keisha: fuckin dead ni ki: ni ki: ...I didn't understand a single word of that and I hate every single one of you
( 13 )
junyeon, holding a gun: If the conspiracies about life being a simulation are true WHOEVERS CONTROLLING MY SIM I JUST WANNA TALK
( 14 )
sunghoon: What's the signal when something goes wrong? sunoo: We yell, 'oh shit.' junyeon: ...That'll work
( 15 )
junyeon: I like wearing oversized sweaters. Not just because they're extremely comfy and cuddly, but because whenever the sleeves are really big, I get to flop them around and smack people
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