Luke: Hey what's homophobia?
Mc: Uhh, it's-
Mammon: It's fear of people who like men, I heard most of the demons have homophobia *smirks*
Luke: :o really?
Mc: Mammo-
Mammon: Yeah so if a big demon comes after you, say you like men!
Luke: Hmm sounds kinda dumb, I guess demons are very unintelligent.
Mc: *sweats*
A few hours later -
Luke in public: *sees a group of demons come closer to him*
Luke: I LIKE MEN, I LIKE MEN
Demon A: ..
Demon B: uhh-
Luke: I SAID I LIKE MEN, I LIKE THEM SO MUCH
Simeon:
Simeon: I think I need to have a talk with the brothers.. especially Mammon.
Mammon in his room: Why am I getting goosebumps..?
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Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them
