Mammon: I still remember the day Asmo ate a human and then he had urticaria for a week
MC: what
Asmo: *gasp* YOU PROMISED ME YOU WOULDN'T TELL ANYONE
Mammon: righhht, too late now, uh?
MC: the fact that he's worried for the urticaria and not that you said that he ATE a human in front of me is devastating
Asmo: but it was horrible!
MC: YOU ATE A HUMAN HOW SHOULD I REACT
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Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them
