lucifer: hey diavolo, i was thinking tonight maybe we could-
Diavolo: *rips his pants off*
lucifer: -discuss why you do that every time i start a sentence that way.
Diavolo: *surprised face*
lucifer, not amused: ......
Diavolo: *hangs head in shame*
YOU ARE READING
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Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them
