[in the living room]
leviathan: *throws his game controller to the floor after losing* idiots, all of them! i am really aching to murder someone right now.
belphegor, waking up from his nap on the sofa at the mention of murder: i volunteer.
beelzebub, shouting from kitchen: as levi's victim or his conspirator?
belphegor: yes.
satan, without looking up from his book: as long as you don't do it here in the living room. blood does stain, you know.
lucifer, appearing out of nowhere: don't you dare give me a headache trying to clean up blood again. take it outside this time.
mammon, standing in the doorway with asmodeus: what the fuck? what kind of conversation did we just walk into?
YOU ARE READING
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Random[𝗖𝗢𝗠𝗣𝗟𝗘𝗧𝗘] I'm a sucker for Obey Me(at least everyone exluding belphegor) so i thought why not make a incorrect quotes book since i don't have any hobbies we're here. Credits go the people who made them
