intermission
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A view of Priam's past chat logs with Oliver Uisce.
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Ollie
23:29
Priam
when will you lift this goddamn curse ollie
i can't survive these clusterfuck of customers if i dont fucking have alcohol to keep me sane
Ollie
Sane? you call The Incident sane, priam? your bar of Sane is so goddamn low.
Priam
try running a fucking book café then
like u'd fare any better
Ollie
I'd say bet but i know this is a trick and next thing i know, i'm tricked into looking after ur shop for a month.
Priam
that is so specific what the fuck
Ollie
Also why r u awake? u have to be early tomorrow for the café, right???
Priam
the question is why are YOU awake
Ollie
I own a bar?? a bar that is open all night???
Priam
when do u even sleep tho
Ollie
Bold of u to assume i even sleep.
Priam
u know what, fair.
Ollie
Wait stop distracting me. Sleep already jfc. u nEED to sleep cus u have work early.
Priam
ugh fine.
04:08
Priam
waIT HOW DARE U DISTRACT ME. REMOVE THE CURSE THAT MELTS MY INSIDES WHEN I DRINK ALCOHOL
06:35
Ollie
Lmao. took u long enough.
Priam
had it not been for the laws of this land, i wouldve slaughtered u
Ollie
Get in line. Ur not the only one out to kill me tbh.
Priam
i am not even gonna unpack all that shit. fuck u
Ollie
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You have blocked this person.
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