The Major General

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As the Major General begin to sing his musical number, as everybody sing along except for the King which is in pain and didn't know this old man.

Owl as The Major General:"I am the very modelof a modern Major-General I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical

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Owl as The Major General:
"I am the very model
of a modern Major-General
I've information
vegetable, animal, and mineral
I know the kings of England,
and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo,
in order categorical

I'm very well acquainted, too,
with matters mathematical
I understand equations,
both the simple and quadratical
About binomial theorem
I'm teeming with a lot o' news"

(Spoken) Lot o' news. Got it!

"With many cheerful facts
about the square of the hypotenuse"

All Expect for the King:
"With many cheerful facts
about the square of the hypotenuse,
With many cheerful facts
about the square of the hypotenuse,
With many cheerful facts
about the square of the hypotenuse!"

Owl as The Major General:
"I'm very good at integral
and differential calculus
I know the scientific names
of beings animalculous
In short, in matters vegetable,
animal, and mineral
I am the very model
of a modern Major-General"

All Expect for the King:
"In short, in matters vegetable,
animal, and mineral
He is the very model
of a modern Major-General!"

Owl as The Major General:"I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;

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Owl as The Major General:
"I know our mythic history,
King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics,
I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs
all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor
peculiarities parabolous;

I can tell undoubted Raphaels
from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus
from the Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of
which I've heard the music's din afore"

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