your local fluffy twice moments + dating headcanons bc he's everyone's comfort character
- i adore him sm omg omg
- he's the type to cry during movies
- like imagine you're watching the demon slayer movie with him in theatres; he will squeeze the living hell out of your hand while laughing and crying and probably sneezing a lot😭
- ^^to explain the sneezing: i STRONGLY hc that he has allergies
- to everything👹
- but can you imagine having allergic reactions to pollen while your face is stuck behind a mask???
- lowkey pain during spring, even tho it's his favorite season
- i can clearly envision him prancing around in a field of flowers, despite it being poison ivy-
- when he gets back, will whine to EVERYONE about his rashes
- bends in all sorts of weird yoga positions like an actual cat and everyone in the league is like??? what are you doing bro???
- explains that he's trying to lick his rashes bc that makes it feel better
- asks whether someone would like to join him
- the conclusion is quickly drawn that no one is going to lick his leg, those meanies 😣
- he also carries around elastics
- you'd think they'd be for toga's crazy hair, but NOPE, he's been carrying them around from before then
- everyone thinks there's some kind of emotional attachment to them but twice rly just likes to have them around in case he needs to fling them at someone, I mean who knows when you'll meet someone who is just BEGGING to get flinged at? 🙄
- his explanation is that they provide him with safety, given that once, he got into a bar fight with some burly dude, panicked and flinged the elastic at them, and they were so confused that he had time to run away
- yk how twice has a second voice?
- it's always making deez nuts jokes
- "hey dabi, you leavin'?"
- "wha-"
- "LEAVIN DEEZ NUTS IN YO MOUTH!"
- shiggy is the only one who is immune to the jokes because he sees them coming a mile away, and toga is the type to laugh because she doesn't get it
- jin has TONS of plants in his house
- it's because the smoking habit he'd picked up was ruining the air in his house, and he'd read somewhere that plants?? purify??? the air??? woooooah, who would've known...
- it started with a cactus named ni (meaning 2 in japanese) to which he got RIDICULOUSLY ATTACHED 🌵💕
- would literally have protected this plant with his life
- he thus decided to get another one and name it san (3), then a bamboo plant and call that shi (4) and so on
- he's at about 40 something right now
- they're EVERYWHERE
- his personal favorites are his ni cactus and his mimosa pudica (yes i'm a botany nerd, sue me. just for reference, they're are also called "shy plants" because they close as soon as someone touches them)
- for this reason, twice considers them his LITERAL CHILDREN
- he's a super friendly neighbor and gives his own some tomatoes and herbs as a peace offering of sorts (he generally feels terrible that they have to hear his double voice harass them with its deez nuts jokes)
